umtableforoneplease:

NOW THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT THAT WOULD QUALIFY THIS YEAR AS THE FUTURRE

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

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allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

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I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore. Kurt Vonnegut (via battybatty)

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We always see our worst selves. Our most vulnerable selves. We need someone else to get close enough to tell us we’re wrong. Someone we trust. David Levithan (via psych-facts)
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It is a luxury to be understood. Ralph Waldo Emerson (via seabois)

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